Truth
Ladkiyo ki scooty pe bhale 2 ki jagah 4 brakes hi lagwa do
Rokti pairo se hi hai ....

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Before Microsoft entered our lifes
MEMORY was something you lost with age
An APPLICATION was for employment
A PROGRAM was a tv show
A CURSOR used profanities
A KEYBOARD was a piano
A WEB was a spiders home
A VIRUS was d flu
A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road WAT A CHANGE!

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unke galiyo ke chakar katte katte kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye.wo to hmari
na ho saki par hm kutto ke sardar ho gaye.;

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Arj kiya hai
Baith kar mehbooba ki zulfon k saye me aisa josh aaya
Wah Wah, Wah Wah!
Phir?
Phir kya tha uske baap ne dekha liya Aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya!

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Girl:kal mera birthday h
Boy:Advance happy birthday
G:kya gift doge
B:kya chaiye
G:Ring
B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He

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Logo Ki aadat hai Mohabbat par bandish lagana
Wah Wah
Logo ki aadat hai mohabbat par bandish lagana
Wah Wah
yaaro me sone jaa raha hai
mujhe hai 7baje uthna
wah wah wah wah

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Barsaat Ki Raat, Ek Ladki Ka Bheega Badan, Bheege Honth, Bheege Baal, Use
Dekh Ke Laga, Laga.. Kal Ye Pakka Bimar Hogi.

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Once, सरदार got an SMS from his Girlfriend - "I Miss You".
सरदार ने बहुत सोच कर, दो घंटे बाद reply भेजा- "I Mr.You".

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