Jokes - SMS Messages provided a large collection of SMS, JOKES, SHAYARI and Golden Words.

SMS section provide all type of SMS messages including specially Festivals, Birthday, Wishes and any occasions to express feelings.
JOKES section contains Funny Jokes SMS, Santa-Banta Jokes, Adult Jokes and Double Meaning Jokes to impress and make others happy.
Shayari section have a collection of Bewafa Shayari, Darde Dil Shayari, Funny Shayari, Romantic Love Shayari, Sher O Shayari and Urdu Shayari .
Golden words section user can get Heart touching lines and Inspirational Quotes for use like Facebook status and Whatsapp Status.

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Nothing hurts more than "jab golgappa mu me jaane se pehle toot jaaye"

Category : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

सरदार 1st टाइम प्लेन में बैठा,
जैसे ही प्लेन का अगला टायर ऊपर उठा सरदार पायलट को मारने लगा और बोला,
"साले मैं पहले ही डरा हुआ और तू स्टंट मार रहा है I"

Category : Santabanta Jokes SMS Messages

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya
Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne
husband ka huliya btaya
Lamba Qad
Gora rang
Gaal pe dimple
Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho?
Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota h..
Aurat: "jo gaya so gaya jo aaye wo to acha ho...."

Category : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Main ek achchha ladka hun bas aadte thodi kharab hain. :...

Category : Heart Touching Whatsapp Status Quotes Messages

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

Category : Heart Touching Facebook Status Quotes Messages

A MOTHER thinks about her CHILDREN day and night.
Even if they are not with her,
and will love them in a way they will never understand.

Category : Heart Touching Status Lines Quotes Messages