Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Ladka ladki ko tang kar raha tha
Ladki- ap k ghar MAA - BEHEN nhi he?
Ladka- hain, bas ap ki hi kami he
Ladki- ap ko meri kami mehsus ho rai he?
Ye baat agar mere 5 Bhaion ko pata chali to apke
ghar walo ko ap ki kami mehsus hogi..

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Usko pane ke liye to me GOD se bhi lad
leta
Phir socha.
Exam ka time hai
last semester hai
GOD se panga lena theek nahi..!

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Har maa ki 1 hi dua.
Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk ...

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True LOVE happens Only Once ;( Hmmm.!
Once in School,
Once in Higher School
and Once in Graduation,
Once in Office
and d Ones Continues till and after marriage..

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Girlfriend or boyfriend ka ek hi school me saath rehne se kya fayda hota
h...?
Socho.. Aur socho.
Ans:-Attendance 100%

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kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me..
Phir agar pat jaye toh.. :p
kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...:

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Boy: tuj me rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karu ?
Girl: darshan kar,
puja kar,
aashirwad le,
prasad kha
aur aage nikal piche aur b bhakt khade hai........

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ALL GIRLS REQUST:
Is msg ko itna frwd kro ki ye hmare hone wale HUSBAND tk phuch jaye
Ajii sunte ho.
Kab aaoge ??
Mujhse ab or padhai nahi hoti:

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