» THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi karungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

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That awkward moment..
Jab main kisi unknown larki se frndship krta hun..
aur
aur kuch dino baad dekhta hu k hamare bich 10 mutual frnd ho gaya hai...
aur kamine sab mere dost hain...

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Dear Girls
WEN sum 1 is flirting wid u
Please co-operate..!!
yahi to din hai
kuch saal baad to koi ghass b nahi dalega...

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Arz kiya hai ...
2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai
2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai
time pe girlfried nahi badlo toh Biwi ban jati hai.. ..

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wHich Is the Longest toilet In iNdia ????

Railway Track from Kashmir To kanyakumari !!!!

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DEAR BOYS
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna Dosto Kyun ki
Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
Or End Me
Or End Me
Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha....

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Neighbor Aunty: Beta tum job kar rahe ho?
Me: haan Ji
Aunty: Kitna time hogaya?
Me: Ji 6:50.

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Iss Duniya Mein Flirts Ki Kami Nahi,
Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekho,
Aata Hai Usha Ke Sath
Jata Hai Sandhya Ke Sath,
Sota Hai Nisha Ke Sath,
Aur Uthta Hai Kiran Ke Sath
Aur Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Hi Flirty Hun

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