Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Gabbar: Thakurrrrr ye Mobile Humko De De
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Thakur: Ja Ja Aabe Hath – Pair ki Masti Hoti hai,
Mobile ki Masti Nahi Kartey..

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Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna - Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe - Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz…

Ufff…!! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti…

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Jane Wo kaisa hoga,
Jane Wo aisa hoga,
Ya Fir Waisa hoga…,
Jyada Soch maat,
Tere Sapno ka Rajkumar ‘Johnny Lever’ jaisa hoga..

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Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi hai,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi hai,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi hai…..

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Duniya me jo aaye ho to kuchh aisa kar jao meharbaan,
jis gali se gujro aawaz aaye 'ABBA-JAAN - ABBA-JAAN !'

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Biggest PJ Y Don't Nails Bleed When V Cut Them?
Coz they're "NA-KHOON" ha ha ha

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Steve Jobs is nw working with god to make an
"I-WIFE" slim design beauty with brain and most important,
a mute button...! Booking full til 2020...

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NURSERY k student Anuj ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
TEACHER- Ye kya kiya hai. . . .
STDNT- Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo Aa Raha ho wahi karna.

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