1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay
hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain...

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Ek Bar Nahi Yeh Dill Sou Baar Hai Toota...
Par Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota... ::*

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Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay..

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

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Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti Hai?

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.Exam Papers Mein??
Nahi.
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Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho … Tab!!

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Character Makes Difference:
GF: Peeke Gadi Mat Chala Bahut Accident Ho Rahe Hai.
BF: Thanx Baby, U R So Carring.
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Frnd: Peeke Gadi Mat Chala Bahut Accident Ho Rahe Hai.
Boy: Tere Baap Ko Mat Sikha Kaminey.....

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Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He,
Har Ladki 1 Bus He,
Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He,
Khade Raho To Dusri Aati Hai..

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Bapu Ne Nayi Car Li Or Uske Darwaje Pe Kya Likhvaya..??
Socho
?
Socho
?
?
Socho?
Darwaja Bahar Ki Side Kholna.. haha..

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