Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

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Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi...
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

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Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy"...

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BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baad pati ne suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup rahi.

Why?

"KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande...

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki...

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai....

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