Apple- I look like the human heart
Mango- I look like a stomach
Grapes- I look like eyes
Banana- I hate this game...

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Airtel Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G...

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Airtel Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G...

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Kuch log Facebook(Social Websites) par Dislike button se satisfied nahi hai
woh esa button chahte hai...
Jis par click karne se comment karne wale ke ghar kanooni notice pahuch
jaaye....

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Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur
ladki ki Car ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!...

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Matrimonial AD in Delhi : Boy with even car number seeks
girl with odd car number- no bar on caste, religion....

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Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese
kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai,
Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

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Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke....

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