Funny SMS Jokes Messages :16- fun4youth

Funny SMS Jokes Messages

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Pankaj Jadam

Arz Kiya Hai
Rok Do Mere Janaaze Ko;
Ab Mujhme Jaan Aa Rahi
Hai;
Aage Se Thoda Right Le
Lo, Kyonki Daru Ki
Dukaan Aa Rahi Hai!

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Pankaj Jadam

Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ?
Dukhi Rehte Hai ?
Neend Nhi Aati ?
Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ?
To.
To.
To.
To.
To.
Samjo Lo Ki
Vitamin
"She"Ki Kami Hai...:)

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Pankaj Jadam

Berojgaari par arj kiya hai..
Aansu tapak pade Berojgaari k uss ehsas par Gaalib,Jab Maa ne kaha.....
Beta khali baitha hai, MATAR hi CHHIL le...!

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Pankaj Jadam

Kasam Kha Li Hai, Uski Gali Na Jaaunga Wah Wah...
Kasam Kha Li Hai, Uski Gali Na Jaaunga
Aur Agar Gaya Bhi To Kisi Ko Nhi Bataunga....

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Atul Dwivedi

Nurse- Bed No.2 Wale Patient Ka Bp
3 Baar Check Kiya, Bahut High Hai....
Doctor- 1 Baar Phir Se Check Karo
Par Apne Upar K 2 Button Band Kar Lena.

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Atul Dwivedi

Angraiz Hindi Me Darwaza Kholne Ko Kese Kahega?
Nahi Pata? Ok,Mai Batata Hu
"THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
Isko Tez Tez Padho Khud Smajh Jaoge.

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Sandeep Mohanthy

Thofe Me Mat Gulaab Lekar Aana,
Kabar Pe Mat Chirag Lekar Aana,
Bahot Pyase Hain Ham Barso Se Ae Dost.
Jab Aana To Royal Stag Aur
2 Glass Lekar Aana.

2020-01-01 11:54:34.0 Sender : Sandeep Mohanthy

Arz Kiya Hai..
Khushi Wo Chiz Hai,
Jis Se Gum Bhulaya Jata Hai...
Aur.
Gum Wo Chiz Hai Mere Dost.
Jis Se.
Lifafa Chipkaya Jata Hai. Ha Ha....:-p