पत्नी:- सुनो जी !! शाम को घर पर
व्हाट्सअप जी की पूजा रखी हैं..
पास-पड़ोस की सभी लेडिस लोगों को
बुलाया हैं.. प्रसाद में क्या बाँटू..???
पति:- मेरा नम्बर बाँट देना.. पुण्य लगेगा.

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
.
.
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!! 😀

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

I want to make a rich girl fall in love with me whose father could say,
"Ye lo blank cheque, amount bharo aur nikal jao meri beti ki life se! :

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Teacher to pappu :- What is Number Seven, Even or Odd.??
Pappu :- Even
Teacher :- How can you make seven even??
Pappu :- Remove the S
Hehehe thoko lyk intellignt pappu k liye...

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Pappu: mummy, kya tum pehle circuss me kaam karti thi?
Mom: nahi to beta. Par esa kyu pu6 rahe ho?
Pappu: kal kavita aunty bol rahi thi ki tum to apne husband ko apni ungliyo
pe nachati ho!

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Maa: Pappu , kya kar rahe
ho..??
Me: Padh raha hu
Maa: Excellent, kya padh
rahe ho..??
Me: aapki hone wali
BAHU k msgs ....

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Mohabbat To Bas Naam Se Badnam He......
. .
Warna . . .
. . .
. . .
Takleef To SAbse Zada Padai (Study)Hi Deti He.

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages

kunware hone ka sub
se
bada faida..
Aap subha bed ki dono
sides se utarr sakte
hain..Taaaliyan :

HashTag : Funny SMS Jokes Messages