Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)...

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na...

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

6 Inch ka hai.
Size normal he
Mazboot he
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera...
.LG KG 195

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM...

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . Â
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

HashTag : Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

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