Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Ansoo Tere Nikle, To Ankhein Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke, To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamaari Itni Solid Ho,
Baap Tu Bane, To Mehnat Meri Ho...

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Jyadatar Ladko Ko Touch Screen Phone Pasand Nahi Hote.
Jaante Ho Kyu?
Ab Jinhein Dabane Ki Aadat Pad Gayi Ho,
Unhe Sirf Touch Karne Mein Kahan Mazaa Aayega.
Jisko Samajh Aaya Thoki Like, Baaki Jaakar Pogo Dekho.

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"Mere pet me tumhare bache ke liye koi jagah nahi hai" -
This is how girls
will reject proposals in 3013, probably :P

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Jab aap kisi chiz ko puri shiddhat se,
paane ki koshish karte hai..
toh
vo cheez kuch jyada hi attitude dikhane lagti hai..!! :(

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Why girls don't do cadbury shots ad!
Imagine : Girl saying 2 rupees mein 2 shot!lol :D

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That awkward moment when
you are having a romantic
conversation with your
girlfriend on phone and
suddenly hear toilet
flushing. :/

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Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?
Jo Khushi De…
Ya Phir
Jo Khushi-Khushi De…

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Main aur mera haath,
aksar
baatein karte hai ki -
yaar kab
tak aisa chalega... ?

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