Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at
night.

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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you
fix your legs & move your ass.

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Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it
Don't feel Shy
Open Ur Panty
Let Me Try

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मांगता हूँ तो देती नहीं हो,जवाब मेरी बात का;
और देती हो तो खड़ा हो जाता है,रोम-रोम जज्बात का,
मुंह में लेना तुम्हे पसंद नहीं,एक भी कतरा शराब का,
फिर क्यों बोलती हो किधीरे से डालो,बालों में फूल गुलाब का,
वो सोती रही मैं करता रहा,इंतज़ार उसके जवाब का,
अभी उसके हाथ में रखा ही था कि उसने पकड़ लिया,गुलदस्ता गुलाब का,
उसने कहा पीछे से नहीं आगे से करो,दीदार मेरे हुस्न-ओ-शबाब का,
उसने कहा बड़ा मज़ा आता है जब अन्दर जाता है,कानो में एक एक लफ्ज़ तेरे प्यार का!

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According To William Sexy Philosophy
Never Play With A Woman’s Heart She Has Only One
Play With Her Boobs She Has Two...

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With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,she Got Pregnant..!....
...Who is she?...
.
.Balloon...

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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant...

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