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Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-09-20 08:48:46.0

भक्त: बाबा, मोहब्बत अपने अंजाम पे कब पहुँचती है?
बाबा: बेटा, जब कमरे की व्यवस्था हो जाती है।

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-09-20 07:51:44.0

लुल्ली गोरी करने के 3 तरीके:
मुझे पता था तुम ज़रूर पढ़ोगे, काली लुल्ली वाले।

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-06-09 10:41:25.0

Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!

Posted By : Pankaj Jadam Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-05-04 10:50:06.0

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they, Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-03-14 02:39:38.0

After 25 years of marriage
69 means ek doosre ke pair dabana..

Posted By : Pankaj Jadam Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-02-25 04:15:08.0

Kisi Bahut Bade Vidwan Aur Bramhchari Ne Kaha Hai
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar
Kush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi, Mal Mutra Ka Dwar
Plz Ladkiyon Naraz Mat Hona It’s Just A Joke But I Like That Dwar Very Much.

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-02-25 00:58:59.0

Arz kiya hai..
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyaan se kya pad raha hai be La@de,
kabhi dekhe hai udte hue Ghode ...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-02-25 00:58:25.0

Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye ch@t k,
hairless thi unki chikni ch@t
lekin bc ab kya fayda jab hum ban gaye bhoot...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-02-25 00:57:43.0

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi,
Ye wo khel Hai jisme sab kamyab nahi,
Jinhe ishq ki panah mili wo kuch hi log hai.
Or
Jinke l@vde lag gaye unka to hisab nahi

Posted By : Atul Dwivedi Posted In : Adult SMS
2016-02-23 05:06:15.0

Badan Uska Silky Ho,
Breast Uski Milky Ho,
Dekhne Mein Chikni Ho,
Pehni Usne Bikini Ho,
Neeche Uske Cimney Ho,
Lamba Apna Danda Ho,
Us Mein Jaake Thanda Ho.

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