उम्र की ढलान में "इश्क़" होना कोई अचरज की बात नहीं

गेंद जब पुरानी हो जाती है तब "रिवर्स स्विंग" लेती है...

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When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks,

"Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me"?

Remember your answer is not important at this time,
what is important is your heartbeat.
Keep calm and breathe easy.
Don't panic. It's just your biometric test.
😂🤣😜😝

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*Statistical Data*

Different types of phone call duration:

*Boy to Boy* 00:00:59
*Boy to Mom* 00:00:50
*Boy to Dad* 00:00:30
*Boy to Girl* 01:23:59
*Girl to Girl* 05:29:59
*Girl to Boy* Missed call
*Husband to Wife* 00:00:03
*Wife to Husband* 14 Missed Calls

😂😅😅😄😄

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Saari Shikayto Ka Hisaab Jod kar Rkha Tha
Behan Ki Lodi Ney Choot Dikhkar Sara Ganit Bigaad Diya

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बचपन मे “भूतों” के, जवानी मे “चूतों” के और बुढापे मे “यमदूतों” के सपने दिमाग की
माँ चोदकर रख देते हैं।

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माँगता हूँ तो देती नहीं हो: जवाब मेरी बात का
देती हो तो खड़ा हो जाता है: रोम-रोम जज़्बात का
क्यों बोलती हो के धीरे से डालो: बालों मैं फूल गुलाब का.

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Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
"Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg
piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga"
Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa
gaya."

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Savita – Yar Raat Aur Suhagrat Main Kya Fark hota Hai?
Kavita – Suhagrat Main Hum Sirf Pati Ke Sath hi So Sakte Hain aur Jab Ki
Raat Main Aisa Koi Niyam Nahi Hota.

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