Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia;-)
Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he ! ! !

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Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par ! ! !

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Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Gaur farmaiyega…
Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !
Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..
Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !
Wah Wah . . . ! ! !

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हर चीज का नशा वेगळा होता है,
हर चाँद का दीदार वेगळा होता है,
किसी एक कंपनी में जिवन
वाया मत करना…
क्यूं की…
हर कंपनी का पगार
वेगवेगळा होता है… ! ! !

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" Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,...
Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam.......
Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam........
Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam.....

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ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena**
Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena **
Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA **
Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena :

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Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena,
maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai....

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