Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in English

Kim Jon Un: I have a Nuclear button at my desk...
Trump: I have a bigger nuclear button at my desk...
Rahul Gandhi: Press karke dekh lo, BJP ko vote jayega!!

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Wife - तुमने कभी मुझे सोना, हीरा या मोती गिफ्ट नहीं दिया।

Husband.. ने एक मुट्ठी मिट्टी उठा के Wife के हाथ मे दिया।

Wife- ये क्या है

Husband .- मेरे देश की धरती सोना उगले उगले हीरे मोती, मेरे देश की धरती।

Wife ... एक थपड़ जड़ दिया और कहा -
ये देश है वीर जवानों का अलबेलों का मस्तानो का

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Wife: I have a bag full of used clothes I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these
clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothes is definitely not
starving.

Now husband is starving

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Salute English teacher

One fine morning an English billionaire was taking a walk with his
dog.
Suddenly a Pakistani man runs out from the bushes in front of him and
shot the poor dog three times.

The dog died.

The billionaire screamed at the killer,"why did you do that".

The killer answered, "your wife gave me £ 50000 and said

"Go kill that son of a bitch"

The billionaire hugged the killer & with tears in his eyes said...
"I am forever grateful to your English teacher"

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A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I
sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're
making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and
tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

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Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes
in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.

Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na
"Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."

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Naughty Quickies
Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat
Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.

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Bus Stop Par Chinki Bus Ki Wait Kar Rahi Thi Aur Apne Mobile Par Kisi Se
Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Ek Ashiq Mizaz Ladka Uske Pass Aaya Aur Shayarana Andaaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Kaash Mein Mobile Hota Aur Tere Gaal Se Laga Hota”
Chinki Muskura Ke Boli: “Sachi, Par Soch Le Main Ghar Jaakar Charger Phir
Tere Kahaan Lagati"

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