A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I
sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're
making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and
tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes
in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na
"Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."
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Naughty Quickies
Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat
Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.
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Bus Stop Par Chinki Bus Ki Wait Kar Rahi Thi Aur Apne Mobile Par Kisi Se
Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Ek Ashiq Mizaz Ladka Uske Pass Aaya Aur Shayarana Andaaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Kaash Mein Mobile Hota Aur Tere Gaal Se Laga Hota”
Chinki Muskura Ke Boli: “Sachi, Par Soch Le Main Ghar Jaakar Charger Phir
Tere Kahaan Lagati"
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College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar
Rahe Thhe
Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola
Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”
Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega"
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Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.
Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.
Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”
Chinki: “Puch?”
Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke
Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”
Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo
Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai"
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Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale,
Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte...
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Ek Din Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Maa Se Poochta Hai: “Maa Mere Daddy Kaise Thhe??”
Maa: “Pata Nahi Beta Piche Se Hi Aaye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye… Kuch
Pata Nahi Chala"...
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