लड़की :- Baby में तुम्हारे लिए कल Fast करुँगी….
लड़का :- ना Baby बिल्कुल आराम से करेंगे,
मजे ले कर के धीरे-धीरे Feeling के साथ 😜😜😜
लड़की :- हवस के पुजारी मै व्रत की बात कर रही हूँ😂😂😂

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सोनू निगम : सुबह -सुबह मेरी नींद आज़ान से खुलती है
पाकिस्तानी : खुशनसीब हो भाई जान ,
हमारी तो बम धमाके से खुलती है 😂😝😂

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Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,
how will my wife have a baby?

Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)
An angel will come from heaven &
hand over a baby to your wife.

Student: so who do I need to fuck ??
wife or angel ?

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What bitches say during Sex –

English Bitch – Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!

American Bitch – Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!!

Pakistani Bitch – Ahista Abboo……AMMI JAAG jayegi !!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between
riding a bicycle & riding a woman?

Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs.
Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass!

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Man to wife: Business is bad,
if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.

Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver,
gardener & watchman…

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What do you call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
Peace on Earth!

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Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like
Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do,
only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

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