Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,
how will my wife have a baby?
Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)
An angel will come from heaven &
hand over a baby to your wife.
Student: so who do I need to fuck ??
wife or angel ?
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What bitches say during Sex –
English Bitch – Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!
American Bitch – Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!!
Pakistani Bitch – Ahista Abboo……AMMI JAAG jayegi !!!!!!!!!!
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What is the difference between
riding a bicycle & riding a woman?
Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs.
Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass!
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Man to wife: Business is bad,
if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver,
gardener & watchman…
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What do you call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
Peace on Earth!
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Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like
Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do,
only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Kim Jon Un: I have a Nuclear button at my desk...
Trump: I have a bigger nuclear button at my desk...
Rahul Gandhi: Press karke dekh lo, BJP ko vote jayega!!
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Wife - तुमने कभी मुझे सोना, हीरा या मोती गिफ्ट नहीं दिया।
Husband.. ने एक मुट्ठी मिट्टी उठा के Wife के हाथ मे दिया।
Wife- ये क्या है
Husband .- मेरे देश की धरती सोना उगले उगले हीरे मोती, मेरे देश की धरती।
Wife ... एक थपड़ जड़ दिया और कहा -
ये देश है वीर जवानों का अलबेलों का मस्तानो का
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