Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

एक औरत अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल लगा रही थी।
पति-ये क्या कर रही हो?
पत्नी-आज Vishwakarma pooja है,
शस्त्र पूजन कर रही हूं 🐾🐞
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

ज़िंदगी में सपने

या तो ‘यक़ीन‘ से पूरे होते हैं

या फिर ‘विस्की और नमकीन‘

से पूरे होते हैं

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

जीवन मैं अप्सरा के नाम पर
एक ही चीज़ मिली
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पेंसिल
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

Sunny leone interview ke liye gyi.
Boss – Tumhra naam kya hain ?
Sunny leone – Ji sunny.
Boss – Aage kya lgati ho ?
Sunny leone – Ji wishper. 🙂
Boss – Sorry, pieche kya lgati ho ?
Sunny leone – Ji sarso ka tel.

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

Santa – Boobs kitne prakar ke hote hain ?
Banta – Tin prakar ke.
Santa – Kaise ?
Banta – 20 saal ki umar me khburje jaise hote hain, tight aur gol.
30 – 50 ki umar me aam jaise hote hain, acche lekin latke huye.
50 ke bad pyaj jaise hote hain, Unhe dekhte hi rona aa jata hain.

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

Suhagrat ki pahalii raat pappu ne apni wife ke sath aisa sex kiya,
Ki shadi ke agale din wo pragnet ho gyi.
Doctor Delivery ke bad pappu ki wife ke take lga rhe the.
Pappu jor se chillaya – Puri mat sil dena kotto,
Puri sil di to main sex kaha se karunga. 🙂

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

Santa – Tera janmdin kb hain ?
Banta – Kal hain, kyu ?
Santa – Tujhe tere kamre ki khidki ke liye oarde dene hain,
Tujhe teri wife ke sath sex karke dekh dekhkar main bor ho gya. 🙂
Banta – Tere janmdin par main tujhe durbeen gift main dunga,
Jisse tu dekh sake ki biwi kiski hain. 🙂

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

Santa – Yaar ye bta,
Condom aur lpj guess me kya antar hain ?
Banta – Keval aane jaane ka fark hain,
Lpj guess ka cylinder fata to, insan duniya se jata hain.
Agar condom fata to insan duniya me aata hain.

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages in Hindi

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