Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to
Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli:
“itna bada”
Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara
to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”
Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski
choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“
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Ek bacha apne papa ke sath sarak pe ja raha tha,
Usne sarak pe kutta kutiya ko karte dekh liya,
Usne papa se pucha ye kya kar rahe hai..
Papa soch me padh gye..
Kafi sochne ke bad papa ne jabab diya..
"Kutta Kutiya ka sahara le ke chal raha hai.. "
Bacha : Fir isme kutiya ki gand marne ki kya jarurat thi…
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Ek Bar santa ke ghar me chor aaya..
Santa ne usse piche se pakad liya..
Santa Pappu se bolta hai.. Pappu beta iski gand mar..
Pappu ne kafi koshish ki par uska land andar nahi gaya..
Santa ne pappu se bola ye le churi gand fad se iski..
Chor ghabarate huwe bola..Sahab ji Ek bar thuk lagake try kar lo…
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Ek bache ke jute ke lase khule huwe the,
Wo apni madam se bolta hai..
"Madam jara mere lase bandh dena"
Teacher : Nahi tu mujhe jhukake mere chuche dekhta hai..
Bacha : Nahi madam isbar mere dosto ko aapki gand dekhni hai.
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Anguri bhabhi Doctor ke paas check up karane gai..
Doctor : Mubak ho aap maa banane wali hai..
Anguri Bhabhi : Hum kai bar bolte the unko "kam dam" lagao..
"kam dam" lagao ..par o sunte hi nahi hai ..
Doctor : Wo "kam dam" nahi kondom hota hai..
Anguri Bhai : Sahi pakadhe hai…
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Pappu apni nokarani se bolta hai..
Pappu : Chal Chal jaldi se panty Utar..
Aaj karne ka jabardast mood bana hai..
Nokrani : Sahab maine to painty pahni hi nahi..
Pappu : Hat behench0d sari mood ki maa chod di..
Kal aaiyo panty pahan ke.
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A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,
But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.
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पिताजी :–”कहाँ हो बेटे”
,
दीपक:–” हॉस्टल में पढ़ रहा हूँ एग्जाम बहुत नजदीक है
इसलिये बहुत पढ़ना पड़ता है ।
आप कहाँ हो ?”
,
पिताजी :–”ठेके पे, ..तेरे पीछे लाइन में लास्ट में खड़ा हूँ।
,
🍻🍻🍺एक हाफ मेरा भी ले..
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