Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Naughty Quickies
Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat
Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Bus Stop Par Chinki Bus Ki Wait Kar Rahi Thi Aur Apne Mobile Par Kisi Se
Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Ek Ashiq Mizaz Ladka Uske Pass Aaya Aur Shayarana Andaaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Kaash Mein Mobile Hota Aur Tere Gaal Se Laga Hota”
Chinki Muskura Ke Boli: “Sachi, Par Soch Le Main Ghar Jaakar Charger Phir
Tere Kahaan Lagati"

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College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar
Rahe Thhe
Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola
Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”
Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega"

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.
Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.
Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”
Chinki: “Puch?”
Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke
Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”
Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo
Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai"

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte,
Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale,
Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Ek Din Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Maa Se Poochta Hai: “Maa Mere Daddy Kaise Thhe??”
Maa: “Pata Nahi Beta Piche Se Hi Aaye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye… Kuch
Pata Nahi Chala"...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Santa Abhi Usa Mein Hi Thha Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi
Gori Ko Choda Jaye.
Pahunch Gaya Ek Gori Ke Pass, Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho
Gayi.
Dono Jab Sex Kar Rahe Thhe To Santa Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Rukk Gaya Aur
Motionless Ho Gaya.
Gori Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, Santa Se Boli.
Girl: “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing?”
Santa: “This Is A New Sex Style In India”
Girl: “Whattt?”
Santa: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On Porn Sites And Its Called Buffering"

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice
Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega"

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

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