Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Ek Aadmi Apni Pregnent Biwi Sey
Baar Baar Sex Karne K Liye Keh Rha Tha
Pr Biwi Maan Nhi Rahi Thi
Pati;-Jaanu Ek Baar Karne Do Naa Plaese
Patni;-Nahi Jaan
Pati;- Sirf Ek Baar
Patni;-Aji Kyun Lund Sey Haath Dhona Chahta Ho?
Pati;- Wo Kaise?
Patni;- Ji Agar Bachey Ne Apka Lund Ko Lollipop
Samjh Kar Khaa Gaya To?.

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Hotel Me Room Book Karwane Pahucha
Ladka;- Bhai Sahab"Room Chahiye"??
Manager;- Kis Liye..??
Ladka;-Madam Ko Poliyo Ki Khuraak Deni Hai
Manager;-Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai
Ladka;- Isne Bachpan Me Dawa Pine K Baad Ulti
Kar Di Thi, Isliye Dawa Nichey Sey Dalni Hai...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Ek Baar Ek Medical Representive Apni Biwi K Sath Sex Kar
Raha Tha
Tabhi Achanak Uski Patni Uska Lund Pakadkar Boli Ji Ek Baat
Puchu, Aap Bura To Nhi Manogey
Medical Representative;- Haan Pucho
Patni;- Ye Lund Aapka Hi Hai Naa
Medical Representative;- Han Bilkul Aisa Kyu Pucha
Patni;- Ji Kyunki Medical Representive K Paas To Sample
Hi Hotey Hai....

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha
Aaj Mai Upar Aasma Nichey...
Yeh SunKar Pathaan Ne Santa Ko Khoob Mara
Santa;- Oye Bhosdike Tune Mujhey Kyu Maara
Pathaan;- Oye Aasma Meri Begum Ka Naam Hai...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Doctor To Female Patient;-You Are Looking So Weak And
Exhausted...Are You Taking 3 Meals In A Day As I Had
Adviced You?
Female Patient;- Uski Maa Ki Choot
Where Is Your Compouder Who Typed 3 Males A Day...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Girlfriend;-Hey Jaanu Kya Kar Rhe Ho?
BF;-Paise Jod Rha Hu
GF;-Oh Mere New Phone K Liye Paise Jod Rhe Ho
Naa Jaanu, Kitne Achey Ho Tum..
BF;-Teri Maa Ka Bhosda...50Rupay Ka Note Fatt Gya Hai
Usko Tape Lgakar Jod Rha Hu Qwater K Liye,,
Maa Ki Choot Yahan Daaru K Liye Paise Nhi Hai
Or Gaandmari Ko Phone Chahiye...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Hum Indian Bhi Kitne Touchey Hotey Hai
Jab Choot Milne Ki Aasha Maatar Ho
Ussey Pehle Hum Chudai Ka Position Soch K
3-4 Baar Muth Maaar Lete Hai...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Husband;- Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Karni Padegi
Wife;-Ji Itni Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai 17 Ka Hi To
Hua Hai
Husband;- Dekha Nhi Aajkal Kaise Surf Lagakar
Chaddi Dhota Hai Bhosdika...

Category : Double Meaning Adult Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

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