Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Ladki Santa Ka Private Saman Dekh Kar Boli: “Itna Bada”
Santa Khushi Se Bola: “O Ji Hum Punjabi Hain Hamara To Sub Kuch Hi Bada
Hota Hai”
Jab Ladki Ne Apni Salwaar Utaari To Santa Uski Ch**t Dekh Kar Bola
“Oye! Tusi Vi Punjabi Ho“

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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke
time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
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Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati
pasand nahi karte! ... :p ;)

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Lady In Bus: Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.
Man: Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein.
Lady: Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?

Category : Double Meaning Adult Dirty Non Veg Jokes SMS Messages

Boy se jyada girls garam kyo hoti he
Boys ke.2 Zero watt ke balb or ek
40 wat ki Tube hoti he
jab ki girls ke 500 Wat ke 2 balb
or ek 3000 wat ka Oven hota hai.

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What Is The Similarity Between Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend?
In Both Cases Boy Thinks, “Ek Minute Pehle Nikal Liya Hota To Kitna
Achcha Hota”

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365 nights of a indian wife...
60 nites periods.
55 nites headache.
50 nites I am tired.
45 nites I am angry.
40 nites I have to get up early.
35 nites its too late now.
30 nites I am not well.
25 nites the kids are awake.
20 nites will do it tomorrow.
Now guess wots left -
Girl Friends

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Dekh Ke Teri Fati Salwar,
Uath Payi Meri Choti Talwar.
Jab Us Talwar Se Maine Kiya War,
Usse Nikli Ek Aisi Dhar,
Jisse Bana Apna Parivar

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Wife Bought A Lovely New Signature Addition Rolex Watch For Her
Husband’s 27th Birthday
“Do U Like It ?” She Asked.
He Said: “It’s Great!, It’ll Remind Me Of Ur Pussy”
She Laughed: “Is That Because Its Exclusive & Sexy?”.
He Replied: “Nah, Its A Bit Loose Around My Wrist!“

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