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Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-23 09:29:50.0

Paneer 200 Rupaye Killo, Petrol 70 Rupaye Leter, Condom 5 Rupaye Mein 3, Ye
Government Hum Logo Se Chahati Kya Hai?
Ladki Ko Khilao Nahi? Ghumao Nahi? Bas Bajate Raho Subah, Dophar, Shaam.

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-23 09:25:53.0

Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai , bilkul sahi hai !
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai !!!!!

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-23 09:24:38.0

Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab, Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai.
Doctor: ENO Liyo?
Lady: ENO Bhi Liyo, Uno Bhi Liyo, Ne Baju Wala Ro Bhi Liyo; Par Koi Koyi
Farak Nahi Padyo!.

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-23 09:23:58.0

Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha ‘Bahut
Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?’
Pappu: ‘Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-20 08:48:21.0

एक बत्तख पानी के ऊपर कितनी भी सहज और शांत दिखाई दे मगर पानी के नीचे लगातार पैर
मारती रहती है।
शिक्षा: मर्द ऊपर से कितना भी शरीफ लगता हो नीचे से उसका सामान फड़फड़ाता ही रहता है।

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-20 08:47:05.0

एक बार एक आदमी ने बहुत शराब पी ली उसे बहुत जोर से पेशाब आ गया।
वह जल्दी से एक शौचालय में घुस गया और उसने इधर-उधर कोई ध्यान नही दिया और खड़े होकर
पेशाब करने लगा।
जब वह पेशाब करके हटने लगा तो उसने देखा कि वह गलती से महिला शौचालय में घुस गया है
और वहां एक महिला थी।
महिला ने आदमी से कहा, ‘यह महिलाओं के लिए है।’
आदमी अपने लंड को हिलाते हुए बोला, ‘ये कौन सा मसाले कूटने के लिए है, ये भी महिलाओं के
लिए ही है।’

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-20 08:46:10.0

John was standing in Victoria Secrets staring at a collection of Wonder
Bras. The clerk noticed he had been there for some time, so she walked over
and asked him if she could be of assistance. John answered, “Well, if it’s a
Wonder Bra, am I supposed to pick the size she is, or the...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-20 08:45:48.0

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed,
he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really
passionate embracing, he said, “Tell me, do you object to making love?”
“That is something I have never done before,” Jill replied. “Never made
love? You mean you ...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-20 08:45:26.0

One day Husband Said to his wife “Darling, I Have To Confess You That When
I’m Having Sex With You, I Sometimes Think About Other Women.” Wife Think
about a second and slap him “You Bastard I Always Knew You Dont Love Me. I
Love You So Much That Even When I Have Sex With ...

Posted By : Sandeep Mohanthy Posted In : Adult Jokes
2016-09-20 08:45:01.0

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still
a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting
closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following
inscription on her tombstone: “Born as a virgin, lived as a..

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