Pappu: Dad, today they taught
about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his
penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad….
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What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common?
With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds
and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.
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Girl goes TO repair umbrella.
Umbrella man says:-
Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted.
Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!
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Ek ladki baba ke paas gai ..
Ladki : Baba ji mujhe bhavishay dekhna hai..
Baba : Thik hai , Kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao..
Ladki : Baba Aap mujhe chodna chate ho..
Baba : Dekha tum dekhne lagi na bhavishay….
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Ek kuwari pregnant ladki se Doctot ne puch :
"Ye sab kaise huwa ?"
Ladki : Jab mummy papa movie dekhne gye the toh,
Boyfriend aaya tha ghar pe , Ussi ne kiya ye,
Doctor : Tum kyu nahi gai movie dekhne..
Ladki : Wo Adult movie thi….
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So, I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents
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टीचर- “नालायक, क्लास में दिन भर लड़कियों के साथ
.
.
इतनी बातें क्यों करता है?”
.
.
लड़का- “मैडम मैं गरीब हूं, नेट पैक नहीं हैं 😜
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बीवी पति के साथ मंदिर गयी और मन्नत का धागा बांधके मन्नत मांगी,
फिर हड़बड़ाई और धागा खोल दिया
पति- क्या हुआ, धागा क्यों खोला ?
पत्नी- मैंने मन्नत मांगी थी कि,
आपकी ज़िंदगी की तमाम मुश्किल दूर हो जाएं
... फिर अचानक खयाल आया,
कहीं मैं ही न निपट जाऊं
😀😀😀
😂😂😂😂
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