Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.

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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

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Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me monkeys football
khelte hai.
Dr: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final hai!!!

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Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko
chein nahi hai?
Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha
liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to
100 rupees bachta!

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THIS IS A CLASSIC ::

Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya aur apni WALL pe likha :

“Yaha thukna mana hai” :)

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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

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