Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic Par Gaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya, 2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose
Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...:

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A man jumped in d river & never came back.
Another man jumped, he also didnot return.
Santa conclusion: Man is soluble in water..!
Puri chemistry hila Dali !!

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1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai...

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Minister- Accident Me marne Walo ko 5 0r Zakmi ko 3Lakh Denge...
Santa- Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,Phir Mar Gaya, Mere ko 8 Lakh do...

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SaNta Ko Invitation MiLa Ki Party Me Tai Pehankar Aana Hai

Jab SaNta Party Me PahuchA To Dekha Ki

Log Pant Or Shirt Bhi Pehankar Aaye The....

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Santa & Banta 8th me aathvi Bar Fail Ho gye
Santa- Chal Suicide kar le
Banta-Saale Pagal Ho Gya Hai
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se suru krna Padega...

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SanTa AkeLa HelicopTer Sikh Rahatha
Achanak Helicoptr niche aa gira
Pilot- Kya hua
SanTa- Upar thand lag rahi thi
isliye pankha band kar diya...

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