Santabanta Jokes SMS Messages

सतां पकिस्तान मे बम रखते हुए पकड़ा गया।
लोगों ने उसे पकडा और पूछा ऐसा क्यों किया?
सतां को कुछ समझ ना आया तो बोला:
मैंने यहाँ बम चढाने की मन्नत मांगी थी।...

Category : Santabanta Jokes SMS Messages

Tum Suno
Santa Flight Me Pilot Ka
Headphone Cheen Raha Tha.
Pilot: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa: Accha Ji Ticket Hum Le Aur Gaane Tum Suno.

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Usme Daal De
Santa: Abe Ye Gaddaa Khod Ke Mitti Kaha Dalu.
Banta: Abe Itni Bhi Akal Nahi Hai Tujhme.
Dusra Gaddha Khod Aur Usme Daal De..

Category : Santabanta Jokes SMS Messages

Techr: Tum Late Kyo Aaye Ho?
Santa: Mumy Papa Lad Rhe The..
Techr: Wo Lad Rhe The To Tum Kyo Late Aaye?
Santa=Mera 1 Juta Maumy K Pass Or Dusra Papa K Paas Tha!.

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo Mar Jyega.
Baccha Bola Papa Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya....

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Santa Car Ke Pahiye Khol Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye Kyun Khol Raha Hai ,
Santa: Anpadh Ganwaar Samne Dekh Likha
Hai Parking For 2 Wheelars Only...

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Teacher Santa Se: Explain ‘Dahi’ In English
Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night, And Sawere Sawere Tight!!

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Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha.
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na.
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi....

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