BaNtA :- Aap KyA KaR RaHe Ho. . .?
SaNtA :- Is BaBy Ki AaWaZ ReCoRd KaR RaHa Hu. .
BaNtA :- WoH KyU. . ?
SaNtA :- WoH JaB BaDa Ho JaYeGa , UsEy UsKa MaTlaB PuChUnGa. :O

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Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi
Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se
Nikal Diya Gaya
Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi
Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?”
First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.”
Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“ :D

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Santa roz naashtay may 29 rotiyan khata tha
Ek din uskay nokar nay uskay aagay 30 rotiya rakh di
Santa nay gussay may aakar kaha...har@mkhor tunay to mujhay jaanwar hi
samajh liya..

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Santa at Cinema Hall. .
Santa : Chennai Express ke 2 Ticket
dena . .
Man : Sorry sir, full hai . . .
Santa : Accha !!
Toh Tatkaal mein dekh lo , shaayad ho

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Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h..
to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h..
to Murgi bhi teri...
Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De :

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Santa was weeping at a grave,
"Why did you die?
Why did you die?
Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so
deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or
Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband :P

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Santa: G@nd Main Dard Hay
DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana
Kaha Hain
Santa: Andar Aur Andar, Aor
Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : BK Tera To Gala Kharab Hai..

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Santa: Hamare Blood me Itne sare BloodGroup Q hote hain??
Banta: Are Pagal!!
Taaki Machhro ko Diffrent Flavour mil sake..!!!
moral :- moral voral kuch nhi bs dono ki bevkufi krne ki aadat hai...

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