Pota : Dadaji yeh Condom kya hota hai
Dadaji : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha buddhe.
Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote.

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Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can't answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

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He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body...
licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO..

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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...

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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

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Don’t carry umbrella during rain,
keep WHISPER on ur head coz
yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de....

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पोता – दादी, आपने कौन-कौन से देश घूमे है ?
दादी – अपना पूरा हिन्दुस्तान, पाकिस्तान, अफघानिस्तान…😱
पोता – अब कौन-सा घूमोगी ?️🤔
उतने में पीछे से छोटा पोता बोला – “कब्रिस्तान”☹

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घरवालों के भी अलग चोंचले है।
सीधा चूतिया नहीं बोलते। कहते हैं!
भोला रह गया हमारा बच्चा!

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