Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Boy: Tum Mujse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Lekeen Kyu?
Girl: Mere Ghar Wale Nahi Mane Ge.
Boy: Ghar Main Kaun Kaun He?
Girl: 1 Paati Aur 3 Bachche....

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Koi Gum Nahi Par Fir Bhi Dil Udas Hai,
Tujse Rishta To Nahi Fir Bhi Ehsaas Hai,
Kehne Ko Apne To Kai He Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai,

Zyada Emotional Mat Hona Uper Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai..

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Roj - Roj Weight Check kar ke Kya karna hai,
Ek Din Sab ko Marna hai,
Chaar Din Zindagi ke Khushi Se Jiiee Le,
Mere dost..,
Agle Janam Mein Fir 2.5kg Se Hi Start Karna Hai....

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Roj - Roj Weight Check kar ke Kya karna hai,
Ek Din Sab ko Marna hai,
Chaar Din Zindagi ke Khushi Se Jiiee Le,
Mere dost..,
Agle Janam Mein Fir 2.5kg Se Hi Start Karna Hai....

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Bhayanak Badla By A Boy:
Usne Mera Dil Toda,
Meine Uska Apple iPhone 5
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Baaki Aap Khud Hisaab Laga Lo Ki Kon Jyada Roya Hoga....

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Ek Asaan sa Sawal Aapke Liye..
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RAMAYAN me,
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”RAM JI AUR SITA JI” ka
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Surname kya tha?
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Ab Dikhao Aapna Hunnaarr..!!

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Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
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Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
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Jab
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“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate Hai”
Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
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Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
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Jab
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“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate Hai”

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Who Iss Kadar Unki Lash Se Lipaatt Kar Roye,
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Ke Lash Khud Uth Kar Bol Padi,
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Le Pehle Tu Marja..
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Badtameez Kabse Upar Hi Gire Ja Raha Hai..

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