Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Sex Is Like A Resturant
Sometimes You Get Good Service,
Sometimes Bad Service,
Sometimes No Service,
And Sometimes You Have To Be Happy With Self-Service

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A Wife-s prayer:
Lord
Give me WISDOM to understand my husband
LOVE to forgive him
PATIENCE with his moods
Bt
Don-t give me STRENGTH
i-ll kill that Bastard.. -

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विंटर स्पेशल सायरी

.आजकल तो इतनी सर्दी है कि
या तो रजाई 2 हो
या फिर रजाई में 2 हो...

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Sania Mirza back in India..
Milk prices down by Rs 2..

Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai

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Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!

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Q What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where
most people find pleasure...

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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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