Double Meaning Adult SMS Messages

Chaand bhi ajeeb cheez hai naa.
Jisme bachpan me "MAMU" aur
Jawani me "JAANU" nazar aate hain..

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Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,
Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye ,
mere sath soye

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A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ..

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एक औरत रिक्शे से गिर गयी , उसकी साड़ी ऊपर हो गयी, एकदम से उठ कर बोली, "देखी मेरी
फुर्ती।"
रिक्शे वाला: लेकिन मैडम हमारे यहाँ तो इसे फुददी कहते हैं।

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An Excellent RoAd sentence Written In National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God"

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Boy: I-m 20 yrs old
What about u.
Girl: I-m also 20 yrs old
Boy: then come to my bed room
Girl: for what.
Boy: for playing 20-20 match..!

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Vidya Balan's next movie is "Kahaani" in which she is playing a character of
pregnant lady. Aur karo "Ooh la la"...Ab le "lala"...

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LOVE v/s DAARU
LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mast Nind
LUV-Date K 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel Ke 400/-
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-Pi Ke Sunao.

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