Non Veg Jokes

Santa – Yaar aisi do chijo ke naam bta,
Jisne duniya ko bdal diya,
Aur dharti par logo ko swarg ka anuvah kraya.
Banta – Drinking aur smoking.
Santa – Nahi gadhe wo do chije hain,
Skulking aur fuchking...

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Sunny – Mom aaj se school me,
Sex education ka bhi ek period hoga.
Mom – Wo to thik hain lekin,
Tum apne boobs kyu daba rhi ho ?
Sunny – Teachar ne homework diya hain.

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Sunny leone ki success ko dekhte huye,
Ek news channel ne unhe interview par bulaya.
Patrkar – Aapki success ka raj kya hain ?
Sunny leone – Maine apna pura jivan ijjat se gujara hain,
Kabhi kisi ke aage apna hath nahi phelaya.
Lekin tango ki bat alag hain.

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Loki chilte hhuye ek din,
Sunny leone ki ankho se aasu aane lge.
Sunny leone husband – Darling kya huya ?
Ye pyaj to nahi hain, Jo ankho se aashu aane lge.
Sunny leone – Jab bhi loki pakadti hu,
Apne pahale boyfriend ka panis yaad aa jata hain.

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Rozi anty ka pappu ke papa se chakkar chal rha tha,

Wo moka milte hi, pappu ke papa se sex karne pahuch jati.

Rozi anty – Beta pappu aapki mummy ghar pe hain kya ?

Pappu – Aapko to papa ke sath sex karna hain naa ?

Aaa jao papa ghar pe hain. 🙂

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Ek ladka ladki ke sath nahar me nanga nha rha tha.

Ladke ke kacche me pani chala gya too,

Ladki chillayi – Tera patwari bhig gya.

Ladka khushi se jhuma aur bola –

Jab tahasil dub rhi hain, To patwari bachke kya krega....

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Ek ladka ladki ke sath nahar me nanga nha rha tha.

Ladke ke kacche me pani chala gya too,

Ladki chillayi – Tera patwari bhig gya.

Ladka khushi se jhuma aur bola –

Jab tahasil dub rhi hain, To patwari bachke kya krega.

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Bina shadi ke pappu ki girlfriend pregnant ho gyi.

Pappu – Bina sex ke tu pregnant kaise ho gyi ?

Ladki – Jaanu jab raat aapka night faal huya tha,

Tab meri bluetooth on thi.

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