Non Veg Jokes

एक बार एक हरियाणवी ताऊ ने एक ताई छेड़ दी. ताई ताऊ को गाली देने लगी.. पास से
एक लड़का गुजर रहा था बोला क्या बात हो गयी ताऊजी। ताऊ- कुछ न बेटा, पुरान
ट्रांसफार्मर है... चरड चरड कर रहा है।...

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Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali
Gayi
Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?”
Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka
Nipple Hai“

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Pradhanmantri – sone ki saari chije jabd kar li jayegi.
Rahul gandhi – Ye bharat ka Pradhanmantri pagal ho gya hain ?
Soniya gandhi – Kya huya beta ?
Rahul Gandhi – Sone ki saari chije jabd kar rha hain,
Ab bina rajayi gannde ke sardi me marega ye.

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Santa – Yaar aisi do chijo ke naam bta,
Jisne duniya ko bdal diya,
Aur dharti par logo ko swarg ka anuvah kraya.
Banta – Drinking aur smoking.
Santa – Nahi gadhe wo do chije hain,
Skulking aur fuchking...

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Sunny – Mom aaj se school me,
Sex education ka bhi ek period hoga.
Mom – Wo to thik hain lekin,
Tum apne boobs kyu daba rhi ho ?
Sunny – Teachar ne homework diya hain.

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Sunny leone ki success ko dekhte huye,
Ek news channel ne unhe interview par bulaya.
Patrkar – Aapki success ka raj kya hain ?
Sunny leone – Maine apna pura jivan ijjat se gujara hain,
Kabhi kisi ke aage apna hath nahi phelaya.
Lekin tango ki bat alag hain.

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Loki chilte hhuye ek din,
Sunny leone ki ankho se aasu aane lge.
Sunny leone husband – Darling kya huya ?
Ye pyaj to nahi hain, Jo ankho se aashu aane lge.
Sunny leone – Jab bhi loki pakadti hu,
Apne pahale boyfriend ka panis yaad aa jata hain.

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Rozi anty ka pappu ke papa se chakkar chal rha tha,

Wo moka milte hi, pappu ke papa se sex karne pahuch jati.

Rozi anty – Beta pappu aapki mummy ghar pe hain kya ?

Pappu – Aapko to papa ke sath sex karna hain naa ?

Aaa jao papa ghar pe hain. 🙂

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