Santa Banta Jokes SMS Messages

Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or
32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy math waqai bakwas subject hy:

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सरदार जी एक नंबर पर कॉल लगाया..

एक लड़की ने फ़ोन उठाया….

सरदार: हेलो… कौन?

लड़की बोली: मैं सीता…

सरदार: ओ तेरी!, यह तो अयोध्या लग गया… सॉरी माते… !!!



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Santa : Yaar… ! Uth… Bhukamp aa raha hai… Pura ghar hil raha hai. Jaldi
uth..
.
Banta : Soja soja, Ghar girega to makan malik ka n… Hum to kirayedar hai.

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooch yaar! Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call aur Wrong number lage \
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.

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Santa.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
Ramesh: Goal kar ne k liye.
Santa: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge yeh lo..

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1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR
AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT 3RD HE REALISE “OH sh*t” ,,, I AM BANTA...

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Santa Ke Pita Ghanta Singh Bahut Beemar Chal Raha Tha Aur Ab Uska Akhiri
Samay Najdeek Tha
Santa Ne Badi Pareshani Si Haalat Mein Unse Ek Sawal Puchha
Santa: “Daddy Aapko Cancer Hai Par Fir Bhi Aap Sab Logo Ko Aids Kyun Batate
Ho?”
Ghanta Singh Muskura Ke Use Ek Aankh Maarte Hue Bola
Ghanta Singh: “Oye Putra, Taki Mere Baad Koi Teri Maa Pe Dore Na Dale."

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