Santabanta Jokes SMS Messages

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha Pappu khud se batain kar raha tha..
agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi
hota..hahaha.
agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha..
agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha..
Driver ko gussa aa gaya:" aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota
to tu kia hota.... ??
Pappu:" phir main bus driver hota...:

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Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi
Thi
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha
Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai"

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Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I ammarried...

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santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
copied.

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Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity
to watch one of her movie…. the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God
it was just a movie and not reality.”

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir
badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.

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Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or
32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy math waqai bakwas subject hy:

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