Santa Banta Jokes SMS Messages

Ek baar santa church gaya..
Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera hogaya...
Tabhi church ka ghanta baja "TONNN TONNN"
Santa chillaya:" Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER aa gaya:

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Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . .
Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE..
& WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:

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SANTA:Rasgulle hai?
.
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
.
SANTA:Dekh Lunga
.
DUKANDAAR (Gusse Me): Kya dekh loge?
.
SANTA:Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga!

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ATM Machine at Punjab Is Not Working..!!
Bcoz
Santa's Wife Put Hair Pin in Machine
When it said "Enter Your PIN".....

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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"

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Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha,
"Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai,
Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
Santa Ne Likh Diya,
"Bas Ye Kerke,
Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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Santa Gave A Secret Password For
E-Banking "Ram-sita-laxman hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me Minimum 8 Characters, 1 Capital Aur
Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai.....

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