Santa Banta Jokes SMS Messages

ATM Machine at Punjab Is Not Working..!!
Bcoz
Santa's Wife Put Hair Pin in Machine
When it said "Enter Your PIN".....

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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"

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Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha,
"Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai,
Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
Santa Ne Likh Diya,
"Bas Ye Kerke,
Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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Santa Gave A Secret Password For
E-Banking "Ram-sita-laxman hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me Minimum 8 Characters, 1 Capital Aur
Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai.....

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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Phir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi beta..

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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Phir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi beta..

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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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