Santa Banta Jokes SMS Messages

Me-Tumhara naam kya hai?
She-Tamanna
Me-Tumhare papa ka naam Sarforoshi hai kya?
She-Kyu?
Me-kyuki "Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna ab humare dil me hai*

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A Santa was working 1st time in a garments shop...
A lady customer : Underwear dikhana....
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Santa sharmakar : Aaj nahi pehni..

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santa ek baar samunder mein doob
rha hota hai...uske hath ek fish aa jati hai..
wo fish ko bahar fek k kehta hai main to mar rha hoon
tu bahar jaa k apni jaan bacha..

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Santa:-ek toothbrush dena,
Meri brush ka 1 baal tut gaya,

Dukandar:- 1 baal tut gaya,
To naya kyo le rehe ho.

Santa:- jo tuta wo aakhri tha.

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Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya..
BANK me jake So Gya.
Q?
Usne Board Par Padha >
Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai....

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Ek baar santa church gaya..
Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera hogaya...
Tabhi church ka ghanta baja "TONNN TONNN"
Santa chillaya:" Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER aa gaya:

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Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . .
Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE..
& WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:

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SANTA:Rasgulle hai?
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DUKANDAAR: Nahi
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SANTA:Dekh Lunga
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DUKANDAAR (Gusse Me): Kya dekh loge?
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SANTA:Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga!

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