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PAPA:AGAR TU IS BAAR BHI FAIL HO GAYA TO MUJHE PAPA MAT KEHNA.
KUCH DIN BAD
PAPA:KYA HUA TERE RESULT KA?
SON:SORRY YAAR RAM PRASAD MAI FAIL HO GAYA.

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1 dukhi Aadmi bola-Aisi zindagi se maut achi.
Achnak Yamdut aaya aur bola-"Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm h"
Aadmi-Lo Batao,
Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kar sakta.

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Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge
Student-shadi..
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student-dulha..
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge
student-dulhan!

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Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
?
?
Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge

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Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab
3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

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Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon
bhool jata hoon.
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai?
Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?

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Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye
the.
Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai?

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Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot
achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh
chuki hain.

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