Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot
achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh
chuki hain.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja
rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki bandook ka muh
kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Teacher:-batao baadh aur sukhe main kya fark hai?
Mantri ka beta:- sir zamin aasmaan ka.
Teacher:-batao who kaise?
Mantri ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur
baad main helicopter main.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar rahi hai,main aapko
kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe 1 thaali,5 katori
aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil rahi hai.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd
batao.
bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin
tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Ek jagah sangeet ki mahfil chal rahi thi.ek gayak ne jaise hi gana
gaya ,
sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab log phir se
bole ,
“once more”.gayak nephir se ganae suna diya.abki baar phir sab bole,
“once more”.gayak ne kaha,”mere pyare sunne walo,
main aapka mere liye pyaar samajhta hu,
per meri bhi kuch maryada hai,main itni baar nahin ga sakta.”
Tabhi mahfil main se ek aadmi bola,”jab tak tum thik se nahin
gaaoge, tumko gana padega.”

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg
mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de
dena.
Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe suicide karni hai.kya aap mujhe suicide
per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin
denge.

HashTag : Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Page 104 of 105    First    Previous    101    102    103    104    105    Next    Last