Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye,
12 botal pine ke baad,
Waiter bola- Aapko chadti kyo nahi..?
Narad bole- Mai bhagwan hu.
Waitar bola- Chad gayi saale ko..

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Dr: Pujari g apki biwi MAA banne wali Hai
Pujari g soch me pad gaye
Dr: Kya hua sir?
Pujari: Soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?!

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Ek Rexona naam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo par Yu marti thi,
Aur usey apna lifebuoy banana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon they get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In the party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
were invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 tarika tha aapko batane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kami nahi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adat chhor de
Bharat sarkar dwara JANHIT ME JARI!

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Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!

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Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,
unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya
girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho
Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye.

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Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati
hai
Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale
Aate hai..!

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Old : pehla pehla pyar hai, aayi bahar hai, aaja more sajan tera
Intazar hai.
New : Duja teja pyar hai, dil bekarar hai, aaja mere sajana verna
Chautha taiyaar hai…!

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1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

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