Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Gabbar: Thakur ye hath mujhe de de
Thakur: Nahi Gabbar
Gabbar: Thakur ye hath mujhe de de
Thakur: Le lai mere hath, Jai k b, Veeru k bhi, Basanti k bhi le lai,
Octopus bn ja kamine
Gabbar: Tu to emotional ho gya. Sorry yaar.

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Teachr: konsa parinda sab se tez udta hai?
Boy: hathi
teachr: nalayak, tere dady kya karrte hai?
Boy: mumbai ke don hai
teachr: shabash hathi sahi jawab hai

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Dad--''bete mere liye ek glass paani lana,,,!''
Beta-''Main nahi jaunga,,,!''
Dusra beta--''jaane do papa wo hai hi battamiz ,,,
Aap khud lelo aur ek glass mere liye bhi laana,,,!''

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Boy:I love you
Girl:Hmm
Boy:I will die 4 u
Girl:Hmm
Boy:I cant live without u
Girl:Hmm
Boy:I hv bought a diamond ring to u
Girl:Really?
Boy:hmm

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Girl:why did not u give me anything for my birthday?
boy: u told me to surprise u.....

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Student:Mai kaise lag raha hu?
Madam:So sweet
Student:Kal meRE maa baap ko apke ghar bhej deta hu
Madam:Kyu?
Student:hamari baat chalane keliye
Madam:what?
Student:Tution keliye

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Rahul Gandhi apni maa soniyaji se- Mom, Aapki Vajah se meri shaadi Nahi
ho rahi
Sonia- Kyun?
Rahul- Har Taraf Likha Hai, Sonia ji ko Bahu mat do.

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Operation k baad patient-Doctor kya ab mein "Rog- mukt" hoon?
Samne se jawab aya-Beta Doctor to Dharti pe reh gaya hai,
Mein to "Chitragupt" hoon.

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