Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Dad--''bete mere liye ek glass paani lana,,,!''
Beta-''Main nahi jaunga,,,!''
Dusra beta--''jaane do papa wo hai hi battamiz ,,,
Aap khud lelo aur ek glass mere liye bhi laana,,,!''

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Boy:I love you
Girl:Hmm
Boy:I will die 4 u
Girl:Hmm
Boy:I cant live without u
Girl:Hmm
Boy:I hv bought a diamond ring to u
Girl:Really?
Boy:hmm

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Girl:why did not u give me anything for my birthday?
boy: u told me to surprise u.....

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Student:Mai kaise lag raha hu?
Madam:So sweet
Student:Kal meRE maa baap ko apke ghar bhej deta hu
Madam:Kyu?
Student:hamari baat chalane keliye
Madam:what?
Student:Tution keliye

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Rahul Gandhi apni maa soniyaji se- Mom, Aapki Vajah se meri shaadi Nahi
ho rahi
Sonia- Kyun?
Rahul- Har Taraf Likha Hai, Sonia ji ko Bahu mat do.

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Operation k baad patient-Doctor kya ab mein "Rog- mukt" hoon?
Samne se jawab aya-Beta Doctor to Dharti pe reh gaya hai,
Mein to "Chitragupt" hoon.

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Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bhi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha.
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!

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Chor jis ghar main chori karne gaya,
Whan likha tha tijori todne ki jarurat nahi hai, Batan dabao tijori
khul jaygi
Chor ne batan dabaya alarm baj gya, Police aa gai, chor bola- Aaj se
mera insaniat se bharosa uth gya.

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